Idea for the next ac game:

estpolis:

shortcake-s:

no balloon furniture

i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what assassins creed game had balloon furniture in it

sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

(Source: alotlikediana)

pumpkinprincex:

"i’m just being the devil’s advocate" did he send you from hell??????? is he paying you for that job or is part of your punishment for being a terrible human being that you gotta do it for free

(Source: andragonyremade)

geizler:

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

kathenstoet:

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"When people were in serious trouble:

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They went to a witch.

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Sometimes, of course, to say, "please stop doing it."

gretlusky:

Korraaaaa

bryankonietzko:

rufftoon:

makanidotdot:

out of all the things was hoping for in book 4 i did not expect one of them to be old men in longjohns

Too many shades of awesome!

Ha!